amysdead:

IT’S SLEEPOVER FRIDAY Y’ALL

send me:

- stories about your crush/better half/whatever

- embarassing stories

- truths or dares

- just stories in general

it’s like a fifth grade sleepover, anything goes ok

abraesive:

you gOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE. YOU GOTTA DRAW THE FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND DUDE.

YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT. YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY,”WHAT AM I WILLING TO PUT UP WITH TODAY?” 

NOT FUCKING THIS

180mph:

vaspim:

lameborghini:

asking for nudes over snapchat is a dumb idea nigga how you gon masturbate in 10 seconds or less smh

Is this a challenge

*Sonic X theme song starts playing*

officerbootyonduty:

Why can’t a bicycle stand alone?

because its TWO-TIRED!

Why can’t a bicycle stand alone?

lameborghini:

eyelids are like soft little rugs for your eyeballs if u wanted to think about it like that but idk why u would

cyberbullys:

Okay I just wanna let all of my followers know that if your boyfriend/girlfriend treats you like shit don’t carry on with the relationship because you’re content and that’s all you’re used to. you deserve so much better

captainoftoast:

captainoftoast:

captainoftoast:

blaze it

alright which one of you fuckers called the police

never mind i guess it was a false alarm

varldslighet:

after fridays come the