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soih:
HR: if they work 40 hours a week u have to give them benefits
Big company: hmm okay. They shall work 39
HR: if they work 8 hours u have to give them a half hour lunch and intermittent breaks
company: 7 hours and 50 minutes, it is
the law: if theyre employees you have to pay for benefits
company: lets staff through a temp service and wait so long to hire them in they quit out of frustration
the law: You must pay them this and no less.
company: I shall pay them that and no more.
The law: you have to pay your employees
Company: then we’ll replace them all with interns
[rolls past on a skateboard] LETS GO LESBIANS!!!!!!!! LETS GO
[tons and tons of all types of frogs and toads follow behind me]
One of the best out takes from any television show, ever.
HE FUCKING STRAIGHT-FACED THAT
This man is a guardian of the galaxy
you can just see the split second where everyone is processing what he said
I feel like any time you can get Nick Offerman to laugh at your joke you KNOW you’ve just accomplished something great.
I like that Aubrey Plaza reacted instantly.
Rebloged forever








